Jasper♥
(Source: present-fiction)
ways to deal with people you don’t like on tumblr.com
- unfollow them
- ignore them
- blacklist them
- block them
- getting over them and the fact that you don’t even know them because this is the internet and nothing really matters
not
- sending hate
- sending anon hate
- sending their friends anon hate
- tagging them in hateful posts
(Source: backsforyou)
(Source: cascentric)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
dames-my-name-shippings-my-game:
Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural
i really want to see someone get murdered this way in real life
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
(Source: mynamekyle)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
